Upgrade to LOVE

Technical support:

“Hello this is technical support.
How may I help you?”

Customer:

“Can you help me install love?”

Technical support:

“Certainly, I can assist you with that. Are you ready?”

Customer:

“I am not so good with technical stuff…
But I think I am ready. How do I begin?”

Technical support:

“First step is to open your heart.
Do you know where it is located?”

Customer:

“Yes I do, but there are other programs
running on it now… Can we install love while other
programs are running?”

Technical support:

“What other programs are running now?”

Customer:

“There’s some old wounds, low self esteem, resentment and anger…”

Technical support:

“No problem, love will gradually erase the old wounds out of the system.
Love will replace low self esteem with the upgraded module called self confidence…
But you have to first turn off resentment and anger…
These prevent proper installing of love…
Can you delete them?”

Customer:

“I don’t know how to delete them.. Can you guide me?”

Technical support:

“Yes, gladly. Install forgiveness and restart the system.
Repeat a few times until resentment and anger are deleted”

Customer:

“Ok… done… Love is restarting itself…”

Technical support:

“Ok, remember that you are only installing the basic program.
You need to start connecting to others in order to get the upgrades…”

Customer:

“Darn, I am getting an error!
It says: ‘error, the program doesn’t work on external components’
What does that mean? What do I do now?”

Technical support:

“Don’t worry. It means that love is supposed to work internally first…
In other words, it means that you must first love yourself,
before you can love others”

Customer:

“So what do I do?”

Technical support:

“Install ‘self acceptance’, then ‘self forgiveness’ and finally ‘set boundaries’…”
Customer: “Ok, done”

Technical support:

“Great, now copy them to the “My heart” folder on the main hard drive…
The system will delete any clashing programs…
Now you have to delete “self criticism” and “self doubt” from all folders…
Make sure that you “empty trash” so they don’t stay in the recycle bin…”

Customer:

“I did it! my heart is filing up with new files!
I’m seeing a big smile on my screen… peace, serenity and satisfaction
are uploading now…”

Technical support:

“Very good… sometimes it can take a while to install,
but it always happens at exactly the right time…
So now that love is installed and running,
I wanted to tell you to forward it to everyone you know..
It’s freeware open source…

They will bring back new upgrades in time  “
Source: http://www.thekerencommunity.com/upgrade-to-love